I Know an Old Lady...

Here's a little ditty written during Abstract Algebra. Even us math majors become bored at times. The meter might be a tad off at times, but I think it still works.

I know an old lady who took MATH 351.
I don't know why she took MATH 351, perhaps for fun.

I know an old lady who tried some proofs
That mocked and sneered and made her feel like a doof.
She did some proofs because she took MATH 351.
I don't know why she took MATH 351, perhaps for fun.

I know an old lady who blew a fuse.
She blew a fuse? Yep, 'cause she was confused.
She blew a fuse because she did some proofs
That mocked and sneered and made her feel like a doof.
She did some proofs because she took MATH 351.
I don't know why she took MATH 351, perhaps for fun.